there is some shit i will not eat
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A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures - they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ The photographer said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.
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